It’s a real good thing you did, Jamie. A real good thing.

Posted on September 12th, 2005

I'm ASTAR, a robot from Planet Danger. I can put my arm back on. You can't. So PLAYSAFE!

I haven´t seen that ad in 20 years, so you know it made an impression. But then, how often do you see kids, even robot kids, torn apart while navigating a city of whirling buzzsaws?

ASTAR, if your parents gave a shit about you they would sell the house on Planet Danger and relocate to Planet Pillows. In a few years, you could get a place of your own on Planet Inexplicably Attired Sexy Robot Girls.


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