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January
21st, 2008
Jamie's
screwed me so many times I should get flowers on Valentine's
Day. That's not really true, but it's much funnier than saying
we can always count on each other to step in when one of us
drops the ball. See? Not funny. I suppose I could say he saves
my ass like it's a Franklin Mint Collectible, but that just
conjures up a creepy Silence of the Lambs scenario where my
dismembered and mummified butt cheeks adorn Jamie's mantle adjacent
to his Precious Moments figurines and 3-D
Jesus face.
-Graham
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© 2008 Jamie
Lirette & Graham
Mutch
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