I should've stopped at the second Turducken

Posted on December 31st, 2007

Our unholy holiday caloric intake aside (I personally ate enough chocolate to kill a dog show), a New Year's Eve post seems like the perfect opportunity to jump on the year-end bandwagon with an arbitrary and highly subjective Top Ten retrospective.

The Definitive Best Of 2007 List Thou Shalt Not Have Any Best Of Lists Before Me!

  1. The laughter of children
  2. Orgasms
  3. Rainbows
  4. Reading your e-mail
  5. Historic double Grand Prix shared by the guy who used to share the office next to mine two agencies ago, so it's kind of like I won.
  6. Jamie nearly maiming our creative director in Florida
  7. Learning we have fans at Lucasfilm (I'm making lightsaber noises as I write this)
  8. Jonah Hill's obsession in Superbad. I honestly laughed so hard I cried.
  9. Guitar Hero – Mere words fail to convey the extremity with which I rock. Jamie was lucky enough to bear witness and the sheer radiance of my burning majesty melted his eyeballs until they ran down his cheeks like unusually gross tears.
  10. That I'm not too old to get toys for Christmas.

Happy New Year, everybody!


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