May
8th , 2006
A few years
ago, Mattel unveiled the Nimbus 2000 - a charming bit of Harry
Potter merchandise that let you play wizard and stimulate yourself
to screaming
orgasm. When the scandal broke, I'll bet the guys at Hasbro
laughed their asses off.
Who's
laughing now?
From the
Hasbro website:
Sneak
up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just
when they think you're coming at 'em with water, blast
'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey
bio-ooze and then drench 'em with water! It's a double blast
attack that'll keep your opponents on their toes and running
during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don't
just get soaked, you get drenched!
I accidentally
surprised my first girlfriend with a bio-ooze attack. It was
not well received.
Steve at
Adrants
wrote: “The people who created this ad are either living
in a land far removed from current day culture, are completely
clueless or, conversely, have a seriously twisted sense of humor.”
So which is it? Did they know? Cast your vote in this
week's words
vs. pictures.
-Graham
P.S. Be
sure to check out the Amazon.com reviews.
