This comic was created at the request of Strategy magazine for their youth issue. Kind of. I'm guessing monkey/nun sodomy probably wasn't what they had in mind when they asked us for a comic about tweens. You'll be shocked to learn that line didn't make the print version, despite the fact that said monkey/nun sodomy was entirely consensual. In the second draft, I mean.
Jamie and I aren't accustomed to filtering the comic through a third party, so I'd very much like to thank executive editor Mary Maddever for her patience. She shot down eighteen alternative lines as too offensive for publication and, when I tell you that we finally settled on children torturing brand mascots, I think you'll agree she was probably right.
FYI, if you're ever writing a comic for Strategy, Hitler punching a baby is definitely a no fly zone.