Let's see Nike get Kobe Bryant to do that. On second thought, let's not.
Before we go any further, I'd like to respond to readers who wrote in asking if we actually created the Amex billboard in last week's comic and whether we had, in fact, been fired over it. To quote our F.A.Q., "everything in the comic is 100% true with the notable exception of anything that would make us look bad or get us sued." For the record, we've never been fired, sexually harrassed a co-worker or watched porn at work. Not unless you count the profoundly disturbing filth our friend Mario sends us.
Last but not least, I hope you enjoyed the Olympics as much as we did. I'm proud as hell to be Canadian. :-)