Happy Valentine's Day!

Posted on February 14th, 2011

Welcome to week two of what's shaping up to be Disturbing Sex Toy Month. Take that, Black History!

As you've probably already seen reported like it's actual news, it's once again canon to press your Barbie and Ken dolls together like they're kissing. This announcement was made on Valentine's Day, because nothing's more romantic than the ex you dumped seven years ago still grovelling for you to come back.


Move. The fuck. On.

Also, I love how the social media angle was "Should Barbie take Ken back?" Like they broke up because she caught him drunk and hitting on Skipper or something. Dude, she fucking dumped you the day before Valentine's to hook up with a surfer named Blaine. Should she take you back? No wonder your doll doesn't have any balls.

-Graham

P.S. I tracked this down to make fun of it, but now I'm just sad:

 

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