Just in time for Valentine's
It would seem "The Shape Of Spring" is a seven-inch strap-on phallus, which lends new meaning to When The Red, Red Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobin' Along (sample lyric: "There'll be no more sobbin' when he starts throbbin").I'm guessing somebody in that name generation brainstorm knew but didn't feel comfortable explaining their collection of Bend Over Boyfriend videos to the room.
How fitting that sex columnist Dan Savage should be the one to break this story, since he was the one who first popularized the term a decade ago, much to the chagrin of his Aunt Peg.
-Graham
Stuff to buy
Words & Pictures iPhone 4 Slider CaseProtect the iPhone 4 with this back cover, two-piece case. It features a removable bottom (with a soft grip for easy handling) that slides off for quick docking. A hard plastic design protects from scratches.
$20.99 (CAD)
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Product Number: 030-504090470
Words & Pictures Sigg Water Bottle - 1.0LBPA-free water bottle from SIGG. Made from a single piece of aluminum, it's ultra-lightweight yet rugged and crack-resistant.
$32.50 (CAD)
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Product Number: 384639145
Words & Pictures NotebookAvailable in lined for writers and blank for Art Directors.
$10.49 (CAD)
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Product Number: 381543119
Words & Pictures iPhone 3G Hard CaseSafeguard the iPhone 3 from dings and scratches with this rugged & durable hard plastic case (with a polished finish). It snaps onto devices and gives easy access to all controls.
$20.99 (CAD)
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Words & Pictures Value T-shirtI dare you to wear this when you meet her parents. I double dog dare you.
$11.50 (CAD)
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Product Number: 030-95842700
Words & Pictures Women's Tank TopWhat a brave corporate logo! Will you accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle?
$20.50 (CAD)
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Product Number: 030-94215804
The "Mandatory Logo On A Mug" MugIronically, neither Jamie nor I drink coffee. But if you work late as much as we do, you'll be able to fill this mug with the salty tears of your children.
$14.50 (CAD)
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Product Number: 030-94207244
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