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Posted on December 3rd, 2012



I just don't get this at all. I mean, I understand the whole point of posting on social networks is to create the illusion that your life's better than it really is. That's why you tend to see lots of gorgeous vacation photos and comparatively few captioned "Me shitting uncontrollably!"

But why would you ever want people to think you'd won the lottery? So they can plot your death? So strangers can overload your inbox with tragic stories and desperate pleas for help you can't give? So every single relationship you have can be poisoned be greed and envy? Ugh. For all you know, I won the lottery years ago because I wouldn't make a single goddamn peep about it.

I didn't, though.

Please don't kidnap my family.

- Graham 

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