Dedicated with love to Adrianna & Alexandra Mutch
The cutest little bridge trolls you'll ever meet, my daughters have a passion for riddles second only to beating the living hell out of me (their weapons of choice being pillows, foam swords and the occasional leaping knee drop to my solar plexus). Alex, being three, gravitates towards Zen koans along the lines of "What did the dog say? Banana!" whereas Adrianna has graduated to pun-heavy facepalm fuel she gleans from books written by the clinically insane.
And I find every word they say utterly charming.
-Graham
P.S. What goes on eight legs in the morning, four legs in the afternoon and bloody stumps by night? A family walking around Disneyworld.
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