Hints of vanilla, honey and elder abuse
Sometimes it just seems like you put yourself out there, go the extra mile and nobody appreciates it.
You feel vulnerable. Unseen. And it hurts.
Admittedly, it probably hurts a lot less than a sucker punch to an old man’s skull from a furious UFC champion infamous for picking fights with a bus.
Hey, asshole. Buying someone a drink doesn’t entitle you to get physical. And your shitty rotgut tastes like “turpentine interlaced with the musk from a Turkish bathhouse”.
-Graham
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