At long last, have you no sense of decency?

Posted on July 23rd, 2012

Oh, Celeb Boutique. You knew. You know you knew. You just didn't care.

Shame on you. It could have been any of us in that theatre. Or the Eaton Centre. Or any of the public places these assholes seem to gravitate to. What the hell is wrong with the world when you can't take your kid to a food court or Batman movie?

I saw The Dark Knight Rises on Saturday and it was tough not to flinch whenever the bad guys burst in and started shooting people. I don't think the Aurora survivors are going be using their free passes to catch the end of this one.

- Graham 

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UPDATE

  I gladly stand corrected. Justin Davis, you are the goddamn Batman.

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