You see? You see why people hate us?
"At no time did we have any idea - nor could
we have had any knowledge - that the person in the photo, Robert
Keiley, was an actual firefighter, much less a New York City firefighter.
This unfortunate coincidence makes the ad into something we never
intended it to be."
-John Barker, President of Barker/DBZ
and Misser of Points
When you honestly believe the only thing wrong with your sleazy fake testimonial designed to cash in on national tragedy is that you didn't lie enough, it's time to push back from the boardroom table and get the fuck out of the business. And say, that ad wouldn't be for the same law firm rebuked by a judge last year for trying to overcharge 9/11 victims to the tune of $200 million in fees, would it? Why, yes! Yes it would.
-Graham
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