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2008

08-25-08 -- Available Wherever Quality Books Are Sold

08-18-08 -- Internal Combustion

08-11-08 -- It's Good To Be A Creative.

08-03-08 -- Our Name Is Legion, For We Are Many

07-28-08 -- I, Jamie, Take Thee, Klara, For Granted

07-21-08 -- Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

07-14-08 -- On Bastille Day, Choose Butter

07-07-08 -- Thoughts From The Creative Department

06-30-08 -- Virtue Is Its Own Award

06-23-08 -- What's That Number Again?

06-16-08 -- Thou Something Something False Idols

06-09-08 -- I'm Trying, Ringo. I'm Trying REAL HARD To Be The Shepherd.

06-02-08 -- Accessory To Murder

05-26-08 -- Diamonds Are A Boy's Worst Enemy

05-19-08 -- Keeping Up Appearances

05-12-08 -- A Boy's Best Friend

05-05-08 -- They’re Gr-r-ross!

04-28-08 -- Fear Is The Mind-Killer

04-21-08 -- Happy To Help

04-14-08 -- My Baby Takes The Morning Plane

04-07-08 -- May You Live In Interesting Times

03-31-08 -- I Shall Wear The Bottoms Of My Trousers Rolled

03-24-08 -- From The Desk Of Jim Farley

03-17-08 -- Getting Laid Is Less Fun Than It Sounds

03-10-08 -- Don't Ask, Don't Tell

03-03-08 -- The People vs. Crispy Frickin’ Chicken

02-25-08 -- Eat Your Heart Out, Brecht

02-18-08 -- Blind Item

02-11-08 -- Happy Valentine's Day!

02-04-08 -- It Takes A Village

01-28-08 -- It's A Work In Progress

01-21-08 -- Hot Potato! Hot Potato!

01-15-08 -- Not To Be Confused With Mumm-Ra The Everliving

01-07-08 -- A Study In Scarlet


 

2007

Comic

12-31-07 — Graham et Jamie c’est tres grand!

12-24-07 — The Year Without A Christmas Comic

12-17-07 — The Apotheosis Of Mutch

12-10-07 — Camel Lights Present: Words & Pictures

12-03-07 — What Dreams May Come

11-26-07 — Retail Chain Reactions And The Post-Nuclear Family

11-19-07 — The Only Possible Explanation

11-12-07 — Lest We Forget

11-05-07 — From The Desk Of Toyo Shigeta

10-29-07 — When There’s No More Room In Hell, The Dead Shall Walk The Earth

10-22-07 — Too Subtle?

10-15-07 — Stuck In The Middle With You

10-08-07 — Bravo, Bravia

10-01-07 — Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot And Never Stalked Online?

09-24-07 — Better Never Than Late

09-17-07 — Working Hard Or Hardly Working?

09-10-07 — That Seems To Be The Popular Opinion

09-03-07 — Ignorance Is Bliss

08-27-07 — How The Other Side Lives

08-20-07 — Why Do You Think They Call It Copywriting?

08-13-07 — Humanitas-holes

08-06-07 — Under My Umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh Brand

07-30-07 — You Can Do It. They Can Help.

07-23-07 — If This Party's Moroccan, Don't Come A Knockin'

07-16-07 — 35 Is The New 40

07-09-07 — Transformers: Car Ads In Disguise

07-02-07 — Dove: Retribution

06-25-07 — 100

06-18-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 3

06-11-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 2

06-04-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 1

05-28-07 -- Ghostbusted

05-21-07 -- The Saddest Music In The World

05-14-07 -- Act Like A Lady

05-07-07 -- Be Careful What You Wish For

04-30-07 -- Deep Thoughts

04-23-07 -- What Price Utopia?

04-16-07 -- TBD

04-09-07 -- This Just In: Powersauce Is Amazing!

04-02-07 -- Can't We Just Agree To Disagree?

03-26-07 -- Big Brother Has Invited You To Join The Group "Fucked By Technology"

03-19-07 -- Portrait Of A Cineaste

03-12-07 -- Advertising Pioneers

03-05-07 -- Look Up. Look Waaaaaay Up.

02-26-07 -- Awww, Rats!

02-19-07 -- Stick It To The Man! (Part 2)

02-12-07 -- Stick It To The Man! (Part 1)

02-05-07 -- Mayhem Of The Mooninites

01-29-07 -- I Must Be Cruel, Only To Be Kind

01-22-07 -- I Fought The Wall And The Wall Won

01-15-07 -- Mierda!

01-08-07 -- Excepted Everywhere

01-01-07 -- Typhoid Jamie

words vs. pictures

03-19-07 – Viacom to YouTube: All Your Video Are Belong To Us

02-26-07 – Can You Handle My Truth?

02-12-07 – Heterosexual Intercourse Is So Gay

02-05-07 – Aqua Teen Hunger Force Is The Bomb!

01-22-07 – What Ridiculous Thing Are You Afraid Of?

01-15-07 – I Hate You. You Hate Me. What's The Worst Show On TV?

01-08-07 – If Games Made People Violent Jamie Would Already Be Dead


2006

Comic

12-25-06 -- Happy holidays to all our readers and thanks for a great 2006!

12-18-06 -- 'ho 'ho 'ho

12-11-06 -- Business Travel: Epilogue

12-04-06 -- Business Travel: Conclusion

11-27-06 -- Business Travel, Part 4

11-20-06 -- Phun With Phonetics (a.k.a. Business Travel, Part 3)

11-13-06 -- Business Travel, Part 2

11-06-06 -- Business Travel, Part 1

10-30-06 -- Living In The Here And Then

10-23-06 -- Damage Control

10-16-06 -- Google Buys YouTube For $1.6 Billion

10-09-06 -- Watership Going Down

10-02-06 -- They Can’t All Be Gold

09-25-06 -- A Matter Of Honour

09-18-06 -- GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!

09-11-06 -- Never Forget Back To Work

09-04-06 -- Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions

08-28-06 -- Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself

08-21-06 -- After They Were Stars

08-14-06 -- Tempus Fugit

08-07-06 -- Happy Birthday, World Wide Web

07-31-06 -- Uh oh

07-24-06 -- There Are FOUR LIGHTS!

07-17-06 -- Smooth Move, Ex-Lax

07-10-06 -- But There Is No Joy In Mudville…

07-03-06 -- Customer Satisfaction Is Job None

06-26-06 -- The Lion Is A Wily And Elusive Prey

06-19-06 -- Why Are There So Many Songs About Rainbows?

06-12-06 -- It's Like There's A Party In My Mouth And No One Was Invited

06-05-06 -- Let Him That Hath Understanding Count The Number Of Milton Bradley

05-29-06 -- Olympiaaaaaaaaaaaa!

05-20-06 -- Mediterranean Women Make Me Rock Hard

05-15-06 -- 30 Second Spot Of The Living Dead

05-08-06 -- A Seminal Moment In Toy Marketing

05-01-06 -- Kill, Bill

04-24-06 -- On Matters Of Hierarchy (a.k.a. Oh Right, The Whole Continuity Thing…)

04-17-06 -- Can You Put Me Up For The Holidays?

04-10-06 -- You Win This Round, Princess Theradras

04-03-06 -- Two Great Brands Join Forces

03-27-06 -- I Am The Very Model Of An English Major, Generally

03-20-06 -- Shirley Temple Of Doom

03-13-06 -- The Perils Of Professional Monogamy

03-06-06 -- With Apologies To Gary Larson

02-27-06 -- Also, “Impactful” Is Not A Real Word

02-20-06 -- Showoff Showdown

02-13-06 -- When Gramie Met Lori

02-06-06 -- XL Buzz

01-30-06 -- I Wouldn't Wish This On My Worst Enemy

01-23-06 -- Hail To The King, Baby

01-16-06 -- Hydrogen Sulfide 1. Chemoreception 0.

01-09-06 -- For Your Consideration

01-02-06 -- And Now, A Word From The Management

words vs. pictures

12-11-06 – See You In Another Life, Brother

12-04-06 – Debatin' In The Rain

11-27-06 – You're A Rabid Anti-Dentite!

11-20-06 – Rich Beyond Your Vilest Dreams

11-13-06 – Best. Toy. Ever.

10-23-06 – Jamie's A Poopyhead

10-16-06 – Colonel Mustard In The Study With The Icicle

10-02-06 – Death Before 'dis Honour

09-25-06 – Snatch The Pebble From My Hand

09-18-06 – Murder Most Fowl

09-11-06 – It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel GAAAAHHHHH!)

09-04-06 – O Death, Where Is Thy Stingray?

08-21-06 – Has-Been, Or Not Has-Been: That Is The Question

08-14-06 – What You Don't Know CAN Hurt My Career

08-07-06 – Let He Who Has Never Committed The Sin Of Onan Cast The First, Um, Seed

07-31-06 – Han Shot First

07-24-06 – The Medium Is The Mess

07-10-06 – Gone Fishin'

07-03-06 – Let’s Run It Up The Flagpole And See If Anyone Salutes

06-26-06 – In The End, Aren't We All Winners? Actually... No.

06-19-06 – Suffering Sappho!

06-12-06 – A Brief Travelogue Of Time

06-05-06 – Here’s Your Problem: Someone Set This Thing To “Evil“

05-23-06 – How Soon Is Now?

05-15-06 – Whew. I Thought My Famous Parent Would Never Die.

05-08-06 – You’re The Next Contestant On The Blame Game!

05-01-06 – I'm In Love With The Grill Next Door

04-24-06 – Sometimes, I Don't Feel Fresh.

04-17-06 – I'm Looking At The Man In The Mirror. Yuck.

04-10-06 – All Your Base Are Belong To Us

04-03-06 – I've Got The Power!

03-27-06 – Show Me On The Doll Where The Art Director Touched You

03-20-06 – One Night In Paris. A Lifetime In Free Clinics

03-13-06 – Fame - I'm Gonna Live Forever!


2005

12-24-05 -- Contrary to Popular Opinion, Santa Loves Naughty Girls Most of All.

12-19-05 -- The Office Party

12-12-05 -- Et Jamie… Créa La Femme

12-05-05 -- It Means “Poo-Eater”

11-28-05 -- I'll Leave The Rest to Your Imagination

11-21-05 -- Miss Kettle? Mr. Pot's On Line Two For You

11-14-05 -- The Power of Copywriting

11-07-05 -- Holy Shit

10-31-05 -- Happy Halloween!

10-24-05 -- French Fried

10-17-05 -- White Power!

10-10-05 -- You Learn Something New Every Day

10-03-05 -- By George, I Think He's I've Got It

09-26-05 -- Congratulations, Sue!

09-19-05 -- Closer Than a Blade or Your Money Back

09-12-05 -- Constructive Criticism

09-05-05 -- The “C” Word

08-29-05 -- Fan Mail

08-22-05 -- Forced Civility (a.k.a. The Copywriter's Dilemma)

08-15-05 -- All the Good Titles were Taken

08-08-05 -- The Six Million Spermed Man

08-01-05 -- Touché

© 2008 Jamie Lirette & Graham Mutch

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