Title: A Few Months Ago, At Mountain Dew HQ
Sub/RSS: Baaaaaaad goat
PANEL 1
Visual: At the Mountain Dew Head Office, two white guys in suits are talking.
Dew guy 1: Hey Kevin, how’s the Lil Wayne sponsorship working out?
Dew guy 2: Couldn’t be better! Short of him mocking the torture murder of a civil rights icon, I don’t see how this partnership can possibly go wrong.
PANEL 2
Visual: At the Mountain Dew Head Office, two white guys in suits are talking.
Dew guy 1: Glad to hear it! Because we’re thinking of chasing even more street cred by handing our brand over to Tyler the Creator.
Dew guy 2: Not sure I know his work.
PANEL 3
Visual: Guy 1 is singing (maybe little musical notes to indicate this?)
Dew guy 1: “Victim, victim, honey you’re my fifth one… rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome.”
Dew guy 2: That is clearly someone we should give total creative freedom. Just be sure you ask him to make the brand a synonym for substance abuse and violence against women. “Charged with a DewUI” or “I’m gonna Dew you go up.” Surprise me.